i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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