Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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