at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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