So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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