i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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