i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I love you. Go after that dick
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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