Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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