so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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