If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
