butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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