? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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