Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Randomize
