covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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