covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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