Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i think my tv is drunk
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I'm really busy with my period
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