He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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