East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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