I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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