Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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