Can Purell be used as lube?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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