A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
time to smoke my breakfast
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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