so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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