Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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