we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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