You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
operation harelip BJ is a go
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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