This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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