Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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