I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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