I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She has the best kind of daddy issues
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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