...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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