just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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