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(361): View more from Texas

Screwed.edu

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(917): View more from New York City

i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!

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(410): View more from Maryland

my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"

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(630): View more from Illinois

i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.

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(478): View more from Georgia

She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks

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(706): View more from Georgia

Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"

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