Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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