Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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