The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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