So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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