yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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