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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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