is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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