nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
These tits shall not be calmed
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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