I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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