How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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