covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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