Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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