He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
