yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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