dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Randomize
