obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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