The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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