She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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