His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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