Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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