big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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